Everything’s Fine Sweatshirt

Introducing the Everything’s Fine Sweatshirt, the perfect attire for those days when you just want to curl up in a ball and cry. Made from a blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this classic black sweatshirt is sure to keep you cozy and comfortable, even as your life spirals out of control.

Featuring a timeless white print of the Wound Man from Hans von Gersdorff’s Feldtbuch der Wundartzney (Strasburg, 1519), this sweatshirt is sure to turn heads wherever you go. Because who doesn’t want to wear a shirt that depicts a guy with a bunch of arrows and other sharp objects sticking out of him?

But that’s not all. This sweatshirt also proudly displays the phrase “everything’s fine”. Because when your life is in shambles, there’s no better way to convey your overwhelming sense of despair than by wearing a shirt that says everything is okay. It’s the ultimate in ironic fashion statements.

So if you’re looking for a sweatshirt that perfectly captures the essence of your current emotional state, look no further than the Everything’s Fine Sweatshirt. Just don’t be surprised if people start offering you hugs or sending you links to meditation apps. After all, when you’re wearing a shirt that screams “I’m barely holding it together”, it’s hard to hide your true feelings.

Direct to garment print.

Printed on demand. Ships in 3-8 business days after ordered. Ships separately from some items.

• 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband